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The 10 Commandments
(Norwegian Lutheran Style)
Der's only one God, ya know.
Don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.
Cussing ain't Norwegian nice.
Go to church even when you're up nort on vacation.
Honor your folks.
Don't kill. Catch and release.
There is only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin'.
If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.
Don't be braggin' about how much snow ya shoveled.
Keep your mind off your neighbor's hotdish.
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